Nothing feels more fitting for 2025 than the majestic bald eagle, symbol of American freedom, proudly perched atop... an overfilled dumpster. This natural canvas tote says what we're all thinking: "What the actual fuck?!?"
Equal parts tragic and iconic, the Dumpster Eagle Tote is your go-to carry-all for everyday life, protesting, grocery hauling, or spiraling quietly in public. And it's the perfect size for literally everything you can't afford now thanks to the tariffs. 
Details:


100% cotton canvas — durable enough for democracy’s last days


Printed with eco-friendly inks because the Earth actually fucking matters


Guaranteed to confuse at least one Facebook relative


 
Carry it all — including your political baggage
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a sleek design
- Reinforced carrying handles for extra strength
- Heavy fabric for added sturdiness
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry



 
15" x 16"




Width, in
15.00


Length, in
16.00


Handle length, in
20.00